aka Beric Dondarrion

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  • Porterfield

    If you've been super excited for the new Alex Cross movie, I'm gonna get it over with and bust your bubble right now: it's supposed to be pretty terrible.

    To be honest, what were we (fans of James Patterson and/or the films Kiss the Girls and Along Came a Spider), really expecting? In the role of Alex Cross, they have replaced the world class Morgan Freeman with Tyler Perry, a guy best known for dressing up in drag as an old woman and directing himself in a string of mediocre family comedies, the "Madea" series. For a director, they brought in Rob Cohen, who was behind The Fast and the Furious, XXX, and Dragonheart. Enough said.

    I must have been delusional when I was hoping that this was going to be a respectable adaptation of a really good boo…

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